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Brejnev
Posté : ven. mai 28, 2010 2:46 pm
par Boudi
– Que se passerait-il si un crocodile avalait Brejnev ?
– Il chierait des médailles pendant deux semaines.
C'est du lourd mais ça m'a bien fait rigoler au boulot.
Re: Brejnev
Posté : ven. mai 28, 2010 2:50 pm
par Kara Iskandar
Très bonne et puis on peut l'adapter pour tout un tas de maréchaux ou de dirigeants en plus!
Re: Brejnev
Posté : ven. mai 28, 2010 2:53 pm
par von Aasen
Si t'en cherches d'autres sur Brejnev,
y en a ici 
Re: Brejnev
Posté : ven. mai 28, 2010 3:08 pm
par Kara Iskandar
von Aasen a écrit :Si t'en cherches d'autres sur Brejnev,
y en a ici
Excellent!
J'adore celle là:
Early in the morning Brezhnev looked at the sky and smiled to the sun. Suddenly the Sun said, "Good morning, dear Leonid Ilyich."
Amazed and happy, Brezhnev told the Politburo members that even the sun knew him and greeted him personally. The Politburo men were skeptical but kept their doubts for themselves. Toward the evening, Brezhnev said to them, "I see you don't trust my word. Let's go outside and I will show you!"
They walked out and Brezhnev said to the sun which was already low, "My dear Sun, good evening."
The Sun answered, "Go to hell, you old idiot."
"What's that?" Brezhnev shouted angrily. "Do you know who you are talking with?"
"I don't give a damn," the Sun said. "I'm already in the West, I do what I want!"